celeryandhummus:

our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s

they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”

hunkules:

I HATE WHEN YOU’RE TRYING TO GET YOUR BLANKET ON BUT YOU TURN IT THE WRONG WAY SO THEN THE SHORT WIDTH IS ON YOU LONG WAYS AND YOUR FEET ARE COLD AND YOU HAVE TO MOVE THE ENTIRE BLANKET ALL OVER AGAIN